Cokehead's wife steals stash; calls cops

On the flip side of an innocent man being punished is this insufferable dipshit. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Robert Collins, an Ohio resident who called 911 to report his wife had jacked his cocaine. When police arrived, they arrested him for possession of drug paraphernalia and misuse of 911. 

I have an obvious question but I'll ask it anyway: How many rails of blow do you have to snort before you slowly begin to look like a villain in a Miami Vice episode? I'm considering a career change.