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Hello, good evening, and welcome to Americans Are Dumb. We have created this site as a satire on American culture. The United States of America is a beautiful and bizarre region of the world where people are able to express themselves freely and let their freak flags fly high. We celebrate that spirit of individuality. We also celebrate our ability to laugh at ourselves as a nation. This site will mock and ridicule everything from celebrities to politicians, from elitists to rednecks. Nothing is sacred other than our rights to free speech and a cathartic laugh. So, before you bombard us with some illiterate trolling email, just remember; it's a joke, not a dick. Try not to take it so hard.